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she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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