did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
