Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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