So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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