I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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