You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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