Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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