after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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