The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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