Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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