I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
