Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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