My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Holy sore nipples Batman
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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