I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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