I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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