I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
How external is "for external use only"?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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