True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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