You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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