Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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