he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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