your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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