I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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