Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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