I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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