Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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