I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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