Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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