she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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