I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
