she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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