Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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