Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
