Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
