What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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