my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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