if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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