he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You dont lie about slip and slides
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
