Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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