It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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