There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Life is so much better after having sex.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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