Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Its about making memories worth repressing
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
