I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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