you guys were way drunker than both of me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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