eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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