party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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