Betty ford says i'm here all night
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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