I am spending my child support on dildos
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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