and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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