More tranny stories later!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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