I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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